Today we are leaving Padre Island and driving to Austin, home of Leslie the transvestite hobo who regularly runs for mayor. Padre Island was cool . . . and sandy. I don't like sand. Today is Tessa's B-Day. She has received brownie pancakes and will receive many birthday spankings. We are going to eat and sleep at a 'fondue place' and we are going to sleep at paula's uncle's house.
Have you ever pulverized a dead jellyfish with a log? it's fun. There were a lot of dead jellyfish to pulverize. . .
The van's windows fog up in hte morning and the benches are very comfy to sleep on. John tried to keep me up real late last night, that potato pastry! That school bus right next to us is shiny and new, but is can see the bus driver lady enying our fly ride.
Over and out, Pat Benetar.
-Grace
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